Semper aliquid novi

Editorial note: (1) If you have not yet read our mission statement above, please do so in order that you can put our posts in context. (2) Not all the views expressed in this blog necessarily have the imprimatur of Antigone1984. Sometimes, for completeness or, more generally, “pour épater les bourgeois”, we may include propositions which do not automatically command our unqualified assent. However, long-term readers, particularly those who have taken on board our mission statement, will normally have an idea of where we stand.

 9 July 2012

The greatest happiness is to be found in novelty.

                                                                            Anon.

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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Tables turned

8 July 2012

We reproduce, without comment, a letter from a reader which appeared in the UK’s Guardian newspaper on 6 July 2012:

“Protesters spray Ukrainian riot police with teargas” (Report, 5 July). Can we not have more uplifting stories like this?

Brian Smith

Berlin

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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Liars

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7 July 2012

I

The London Institute of Applied Research Science

(L.I.A.R.S. for short)

has discovered that there are more parks

in middle-class areas than in working-class areas.

This shows, they say,

that working-class people

don’t like parks.

II

The L.I.A.R.S.

have just completed a piece of research

which looks at two kinds of wounding:

cutting and striking.

They have discovered from watching

2000 hours of BBC News programmes

that striking kills

but cutting doesn’t.

So, to save life

L.I.A.R.S. recommend

cutting hospitals and

banning striking.

III

L.I.A.R.S. think

that if  you come from

an overcrowded home

then obviously it’s a good idea

you should go to

an overcrowded school.

if children from big spacious homes

went to

overcrowded schools

they’d be very unhappy.

This proves that

things are best left as they are….

These lines by Michael Rosen can be found on page 38 of his collection of poems “Fighters for Life” published in 2007. Michael Rosen (b. 1946) is a socialist, children’s author, broadcaster, performer and poet. He was UK Children’s Laureate in 2007 – 2009. He studied at Wadham College, Oxford.  His collection proves that it is possible simultaneously to make poetry and engage in politics.

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You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question(3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich(6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices(2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat(31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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Eurocrats against Grexit

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6 July 2012

Economist Jonathan Tepper, in his submission for the Wolfson economics prize,  proposes that not only Greece but Ireland, Italy, Portugal and Spain as well should default on their debts and replace the euro by a devalued national currency in order to restore competitiveness.

Which is largely what Antigone1984 has been advocating since the European sovereign debt crisis broke out some eighteen months ago.

Tepper cites no fewer than 69 countries that have exited currencies in the past century without experiencing major difficulties

Tepper is chief editor of macroeconomic research group Variant Perception and co-author of the New York Times best-seller  “Endgame: The End of the Debt Supercycle”, a book on the sovereign debt crisis.

He did not, however, win the £250 000 prize awarded yesterday 5 July 2012 by Tory businessman Lord Wolfson for the best essay on the least disruptive way to organize the break-up of the eurozone.

The prize went to Roger Bootle, managing director of Capital Economics, who also recommended that Greece revert to the drachma, which he expected would then devalue rapidly. Bootle thinks that Greece is likely to leave the eurozone by the end of the year.

He may be right. It is what most economists have been predicting for since the crisis began.

With a declining economy, decreasing tax receipts and  the albatross of intractable sovereign debt around its neck, Greece is currently unable to meet the economic targets contained in a savage austerity programme agreed with its creditors in exchange for two massive loans to bail it out.

However, it is significant that these predictions of a Greek exit come from economists.

Antigone1984 comes to this question with the benefit of considerable exposure to the politics, as well as the economics, of the European Union. On the basis of this insider familiarity with the political powerscape in Brussels, one thing we know for certain is that the European Union will leave no stone unturned in its struggle to prevent the 17-nation eurozone from breaking up. The creation of the eurozone at the turn of this century represented a quantum leap along the road toward the Eurocrats’ ultimate goal – the creation of a United States of Europe. They will not give in without the father and mother of a fight.

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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Identity theft

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 5 July 2012

FALSE PROPHET

What the bourgeosie….produces, above all, is its own grave-diggers. Its fall and the victory of the proletariat are equally inevitable.

This passage, at the end of Part I of the Communist Manifesto, is usually attributed to Karl Marx (and Friedrich Engels). However, Marx was an intelligent man and would never have predicted precisely the contrary of what has turned out to be the case. This is clearly a joke. We have it on good authority that the author was not Karl but Groucho Marx.

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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Capitalism in practice

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 4 July 2012

Just two fresh examples to remind those of you with short memories of how capitalism operates.

Example 1:

Oxford University Press (OUP), a department of Oxford University, is the largest university press in the world. The university, founded in 1167, has been involved in the print trade since 1480 when Theoderic Rood, a business associate of the first English printer, William Caxton (1415-1492), brought his wooden printing press from Cologne to Oxford.  OUP’s home page says that the press “furthers the University’s objective of excellence in research, scholarship, and education by publishing worldwide”. However, the home page does not highlight the fact, reported in today’s Guardian newspaper, that OUP has been fined £1.9 million following a bribery charge brought to court by Britain’s Serious Fraud Office. According to the newspaper, two OUP subsidiaries based in Kenya and Tanzania bribed local officials to obtain contracts, including two financed by the World Bank, for the supply of school textbooks.

Example 2:

The fine paid by OUP, however, pales into insignificance when set against the $3 billion (£1.9 billion) fine imposed,  in a settlement with US federal prosecutors, on London-headquartered global pharmaceutical giant GlaxoSmithKline (GSK). GSK had pleaded guilty to criminal charges involving bribing doctors and encouraging the prescription of unsuitable antidepressants for children.

According to today’s Guardian newspaper, the company admitted corporate misconduct over antidepressants Paxil and Wellbutrin and asthma drug Advair.

“The company encouraged sales reps in the US to mis-sell three drugs to doctors and lavished hospitality and kickbacks on those who agreed to write extra prescriptions, including trips to resorts in Bermuda, Jamaica and California,” said the paper.

“Psychiatrists and their partners were flown to five-star hotels, where speakers, paid up to $2 500 to attend, gave presentations on the drugs.

“GSK also paid for articles on its drugs to appear in medical journals and ‘independent’ doctors were hired by the company to promote the treatments, according to court documents.

“Paxil – which was only approved for adults – was promoted as suitable for children and teenagers by the company despite trials that showed it was ineffective, according to prosecutors.

“GSK held eight lavish three-day events in 2000 and 2001 at hotels in Puerto Rico, Hawaii and Palm Springs, California, to promote the drug to doctors for unapproved use.

“Those who attended were given $750, free board and lodging and access to activities including snorkelling, golf, deep-sea fishing, rafting, glass-bottomed boat rides, hot-air balloon rides and, on one trip, a tour of the Bacardi rum distillery, all paid for by GSK.”

US attorney Carmin Ortiz is reported as saying: “The sales force bribed physicians to prescribe GSK products using every imaginable form of high-priced entertainment.”

Antigone1984: Surprise, surprise. The company is said to regret what happened. Well, who wouldn’t? No doubt it particularly regrets the fact that it was found out. It claims to have learned from its mistakes. Well, it could hardly proclaim that it had learned nothing. We take this hand-wringing with a pinch of salt. “Qui a bu boira”, as the saying goes.

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We refer readers who may be interested to the discussion that has followed publication of our post on 2 July 2012 on the subject of “the end justifies the means . The post and attached comments can be accessed at:

https://antigone1984.com/2012/07/02/the-end-justifies-the-means/

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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Shunning the rat race

Editorial note: If you have not yet read our mission statement above, please do so in order that you can put our blogs in context. 

 3 July 2012

“I’m a failure,” he murmured, “I’m unfit for the brutality of the struggle of life. All I can do is to stand aside and let the vulgar throng bustle by in their pursuit of the good things.”

He gave you the impression that to fail was a more delicate, a more exquisite thing than to succeed. He insinuated that his aloofness was due to distaste for all that was common and low. He talked beautifully of Plato.

This is a vignette of the character Hayward in the autobiographical novel “Of Human Bondage” (1915) by English writer Somerset Maugham (1874-1965).

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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The end justifies the means

Editorial note: If you have not yet read our mission statement above, please do so in order that you can put our blogs in context. 

 2 July 2012

I think it is well for the man in the street to realise that there is no power on earth that can protect him from being bombed. Whatever people may tell him, the bomber will always get through. The only defence is in offence, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly than the enemy if you want to save yourselves.”

Part of an address by Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin (1867-1947) to the British House of Commons in 1934.

The doctrine that the end justifies the means is still today the over-arching principle that determines the actions of the world’s three most powerful politicians: Barack Obama, Hu Jintao and Vladimir Putin.

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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States Still Warring

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 1 July 2012

“And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

“For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.”

Michael Gove Bible, Matthew 24: 6 and 7

It is now exactly six months since we formally launched Antigone1984 into cyberspace.

Our first post on 1 January 2012 was entitled “Warring States”. It dealt with the retreat of the American army of occupation from Iraq to Kuwait and the continued US occupation of Afghanistan. It also wondered: “As the year 2012 begins, the question is where the US war machine will strike next. Iran? Pakistan? All bets are off.”

Six months on, little has changed for the better.

The war in Afghanistan continues.

The US has not actually declared war on Pakistan but acts as if it has. Pakistan’s sovereignty is routinely ignored as Washington sends sortie after sortie of pilotless drones over the Durand Line to bomb freedom-fighters and civilians without discrimination.

The war on Iran has not taken place but is still on the cards. One theory is that Israel will launch an attack shortly before the US presidential elections this November, thus presenting the vote-seeking presidential candidates with no option but to back the fait accompli.

However, intervention by the US and its satraps is not always to be condemned. We welcomed the intervention this year in Libya which rescued the citizens of Benghazi from imminent slaughter and brought about the downfall of the Libyan dictator Mohammed Gaddafi.

We regret too that no international force has been assembled to oust the Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad. Responsibility for this inaction cannot be laid wholly at the door of an understandably war-weary US. At the UN China and Russia have repeated wielded their veto to prevent any internationally authorized military challenge to al-Assad. They have done this on the grounds that they object to any infringement of the principle of national sovereignty. This is understandable. Both Russia and China ruthlessly stamp out dissent within their own borders.  In vetoing outside intervention to stop the repression in Syria, they do not want to set a precedent that could be turned against themselves later. It is clearly of no concern to Vladimir Putin or Hu Jintao that 15 000 people have been killed in Syria as a result of the unrest there – with more being slaughtered every day that passes.

We have noted with unease that the US is putting in place a network of military and diplomatic alliances in East Asia – troops in Australia, a pact with the Philippines, accommodation with Burma, etc  – with a view to circumscribing China’s growing military power. On human rights grounds, we have no time for the brutal dictatorship that is China. On the other hand, we do not think it wise to risk provoking military retaliation from one of the greatest powers on earth. What does a rat do when it is cornered? Does the US want a Third World War? Why not give peace a chance, for a change? Trying sending roses not bombs.

Looking at other aspects of the world political scene over the past six months we can see few grounds for optimism there either.

The jury is still out on whether the Arab Spring, particularly in Egypt, will be anything more than a flash in the pan. There is no way of knowing as yet whether significant democratic change will follow the recent election of Islamist Mohammed Mursi as president of Egypt.

Elsewhere in the world there are localized wars in Yemen, Somalia, the Congo and the Sahel. Mexico appears to be in the throes of being torn apart by narco-conflict.

At least in Europe there is no war at present, although the cauldron of the Balkans is, as ever, in a state of permanent ebullition. However, the European economies are tanking as a result of failure to accommodate the economic disparities between central and peripheral members of the 17-state Eurozone.

Finally, the recent international climate summit in Rio de Janeiro ended without any agreement to checkmate the increase in man-made gobal warming. Catastrophe, as a result, is now predicted as inevitable by what seems to be the majority of international pundits.

So there you have it. Mostly gloom and doom with scant room for optimism.

We can only agree with French dramatist and revolutionary Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais (1732-1799) when he lamented:

Pourquoi ces choses et non pas d’autres?

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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Art and Money

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Technical note: we take a short break after the post below. No further posts here till Sunday 1 July 2012.

 

29 June 2012

In this city they sell and buy

And nobody ever asks them why.

But since it contents them to buy and sell,

God forgive them! They might as well.

Anon.

You can tell Basel is a wealthy city. Making our way down to the city’s international art fair just after noon on Friday 15 June, we find our attention caught by a stand outside wine merchant Paul Ulrich at the junction of Hutgasse and Schneidergasse near the Marktplatz (Market Square). A wine tasting! And so early, the day having hardly begun. They were offering a free dégustation not of some bog-standard plonk to be off-loaded on an undiscriminating public, but of decidedly upmarket Ruinart Champagne. What most impressed us, however, was that the wine was being offered in echt glass champagne flutes, not in the plastic cups that you would be offered at most such promotions in northern Europe. I can’t see Welsh champagne being handed out gratis in glass goblets by the vintners of Aberystwyth…..Welsh champagne, Mmm….Now there’s a thought!

You have got to hand it to the burghers of Basel – they do things in style.

This year the annual Art Basel fair, open to the public from 14 to 17 June, attracted 65 000 visitors. The 300 galleries present offered works produced in the 20th and 21st centuries by more than 2 500 artists. The galleries were from 36 countries, those with the greatest number being the United States (73), Germany (54), Switzerland (31), the United Kingdom (29) and France (28).

Artists who attended included Marina Abramović, the ubiquitous Tracey Emin, Douglas Gordon, Mike Nelson, Gavin Turk and Theaster Gates. Representatives of more than 70 museums and art institutions rolled up, as did major private collectors from North and South America, Europe and areas with emerging art markets. According to the organisers, there was a noticeable increase in the number of collectors from Asia and, in particular, from Hong Kong and mainland China.

Sales? Now we are getting to the nitty-gritty. To what it is all about.

The post-fair Art Basel press release says: “Collectors from all over the world confirmed that excellent material and booth presentations spurred great demand, creating strong sales throughout the week and across all levels of the market.”

Well, to paraphrase English courtesan Mandy Rice-Davies, they would say that, wouldn’t they?

Anyone who has bought or sold a house knows that the one thing you can never trust is information from a middleman on the volume or value of the sales they have achieved.

In any case, it does not look as if the painting bruited to be the highest priced work at the fair – a 1954 orange-and-pink Rothko priced at $78 million – had sold by close of play on 17 June. Although offers were reportedly made for it, the comment made by the dealer – Marlborough Fine Art (Barcelona, Madrid, New York and Monte Carlo) – to Art Basel for its final press release failed to say whether a sale had been concluded.

Similarly, while the local press reported that a $20 million 1986 painting by Gerard Richter had been sold, the dealer in question, New York’s Pace Gallery, again failed to confirm this in the post-fair Art Basel press release.

Other sales reported included a 1981 Donald Judd, supposedly sold for $2.6 million, and a Picasso paper work for a reputed $300 000.

Sprueth Magers (London and Berlin) sold works by Alighiero Boetti, George Condo, Thomas Demand, Cyprien Gaillard, Andreas Gursky, Jenny Holzer, Sterling Ruby, Ed Ruscha, Andreas Schulze, Cindy Sherman and Rosemarie Trockel, while artists sold by Hauser & Wirth (Zürich, London and New York) included Louise Bourgeois, Philip Guston, Paul McCarthy, Phyllida Barlow and David Claerbout.

The least that can be said is that there must have been a lot of money about. Between Monday and Wednesday during the fair, some 220 private jets landed at Basel Airport – so many that, after dropping off their clients, some were forced to fly on to Colmar or Zürich to find space in which to park while waiting to return to Basel later to pick up their passengers, post-fair, for the trip home.

However, not everyone is happy with the focus on money. Thus, in the local newspaper Basler Zeitung on 14 June, Gilli Stampa of Basel’s Garlerie Stampa newspaper said: “As used to be the case, the fair should concentrate not only on money but also on [attracting] opinion formers.”

This is a theme taken up a fortiori by Basler Zeitung’s own commentator Christoph Heim. In a hard-hitting article on 15 June, Heim lashed out at the fair’s commercial bias.

He suggested that, in essence, Art Basel was no different from a motor show. As at a motor show, dealers exploited posses of hot young totty in short skirts to bring art works and pocket-books into closer proximity. In fact, he alleged, some visitors – we suspect he means men – came to the fair to ogle not the art but the talent. The bottom line at this event, said Heim, was just that – the bottom line, aka wonga. There was no market, he said, where the goods on sale had less use than an art market and yet there was no market that was more capitalist. Some visitors thought that many of the works exhibited were daubs and scribblings – they could do better themselves. The truth was, said Heim, that much of the work on display was crap, even if there were some pearls amid the dross (“…in der Tat, nicht wenige Werke lassen bei einem die Idee aufkommen, dass dies doch keine Kunst sei im Sinne von Können, was hier herumhängt. Vieles is Mist, um auch das mal zu sagen. Einige Perlen gibt es, darauf möchten wir aber gerne bestehen”). However, the market didn’t give a toss what the public thought. At the point of sale, said Heim, there was no democracy, no public discussion of what a work was worth. The only thing that counted was money.

Antigone1984: Was it about dealers they were thinking when someone suggested that they know the price of everything but the value of nothing?

Heim also had it in for the duo that run the fair, Annette Schönholzer and Marc Spiegler.

Every day during the fair, UBS, the giant international Swiss-headquartered bank that bankrolls Art Basel, ran a full-page advert on the back of the trade paper, The Art Newspaper.  The advert simultaneously puffs UBS – the bank that “will not rest” – and Schönholzer and Spiegler, who, it is stated, “will not rest” either in their task of “devoting themselves to the unrivalled success of Art Basel”. “Passion,” says the advert. “It’s what we share with the directors of Art Basel.”

Writing in the Basler Zeitung on 16 June under the mischievous headline “Wanted: passion”, Heim goes for the jugular. Comparing the present directors unfavourably with their predecessors, first Lorenzo Rudolf and then Sam Keller, Heim does not mince his words: “For five years now the fair has been run by Annette Schönholzer and Marc Spiegler. They are two trade fair technocrats who take rational decisions but who are virtually incapable of arresting the loss of warmth, heart, charm, originality and artistic zaniness that has been evident as the art business has become commercialized.” Ouch!

To be fair to the Messe directors, it has to be emphasized, all the same, that Art Basel is the Agora, not the Acropolis. As Heim himself pointed out in his article on 15 June, while museums do everything to give meaning and mystique to a work of art and to convey the impression that it is not a marketable commodity, the market brings art back down to earth with a thump.

You can argue that artists would do well to cut out the middle man and sell directly to buyers. But as long as the sales system depends on dealers, if the dealer does not sell, up in his garret the artist starves.

Moreover, this being Switzerland with its stratospherically upvaluing currency, it is not cheap to pitch your tent at the Basel art fair. In the Basler Zeitung on 14 June, Stefan von Bartha of Basel’s Galerie von Bartha pointed out that galleries had to pay between 100 000 and 300 000 Swiss francs for a stand at the fair (today, according to Reuters, 1 Swiss franc  =  1.046792 US $). And that, presumably, excludes the cost of transporting and insuring the art works and designing and erecting the stand. In other words, if you come to Basel and you don’t sell, you’re dead – unless you are a very big beast indeed.

And even with the wind behind you it’s not always easy to bring home the bacon. A common complaint at the fair was scarcity of supply. Dealers are having trouble getting their hands on modern 20 C works of art, most of those of any quality being already in museums or with private collectors and most of the artists in question having died off by now anyway. Another worry was increasing competition from new fairs, which are proliferating like rabbits, and even from biennali, where cutting edge works are supposed to be for admiration only but where deals are now also increasingly cut.

Before concluding our coverage of Basel art week, Antigone1984 has a few complaints of its own to air.

We have been coming to this fair for 22 years, mostly as art lovers but occasionally to buy as well, though not at headline prices. Accordingly, as far as the fair organisers are concerned, we fit into the category of the bog-standard public. We are now beginning to feel part of a persecuted majority. When we first started coming to the fair, the VIP previews and vernissage took place at the start of the week and the fair was open to the public from Wednesday to Sunday inclusive. Then the rules were changed and the public had to wait till Wednesday afternoon to be admitted. This year hoi polloi were excluded till Thursday. VIPs had Tuesday and Wednesday to mull over potential purchases at a safe and hygienic distance from the great unwashed.

According to the fair organisers, on the whole this has gone down well with dealers, who have apparently appreciated the extra time available to ingratiate themselves with the high rollers.

It makes sense.

However, if this goes on, at some point Art Basel will have to decide what it wants to be. Does it want to be simply and solely a trade fair with attendance limited strictly to professionals, with the public being admitted only on the last day (as with the Milan furniture fair) or even excluded completely? Or does it want to retain the massive media coverage with exposure well beyond the art world that is made possible by the presence of 65 000 visitors from around the world?  Much of the public is already excluded by the sky-high admission prices, which naturally rise every year. We are not too happy either, on the days when we are admitted, to find that the VIP contingent – supposedly already departed with their booty on their private jets – still have significant areas of the fair complex reserved for their exclusive use. Horace obviously sets the tone here: “Odi profanum vulgus et arceo” (Odes, book 3, Ode 1, Line 1). The fact is that you can kick the public in the face just so much – at some point they will vote with their feet and stay away. We confidently predict that an art fair attended in semi-secrecy by a mere handful of top-whack collectors will not attract the thousands of journalists that cover Art Basel today.

Another of our complaints concerns catering in the city. You can eat very well in Basel outside the periods of the major fairs. However, the 65 000 visitors who enlarge the city’s population during Art Basel and, even more so, it is to be assumed,  the 104 000 that attend the watch and jewellery fair in the spring put an intolerable burden on the city’s catering resources.

Every year we have booked a table well in advance for at least one night during Art Basel in the White Room at the legendary Kunsthalle restaurant. Every year, on occasion in the teeth of resistance from the maître d’, we have managed to secure our table. This year, despite our longstanding patronage of this restaurant and regardless of our reservation, we were sat unceremoniously at table in the adjacent empty and ambiance-free Weinstube with a magnificent view not of the legendary floral epergne that is the glory of the main restaurant but of the inside of the Kunsthalle kitchens!

On another evening we had booked a table, again well in advance, for a party of four at Chez Donati, the Italian restaurant overlooking the Rhein that is a perennial favourite with fair-goers.  The service that night was the worst we have ever experienced at any restaurant anywhere on earth. A waiter hovered over our plates throughout the meal and made at least two attempts to take away each plate before any of us had finished eating. But it got worse. After dessert, we declined the waiter’s offer for coffee. A few seconds later he was backing asking whether we wanted coffee. No, we did not want coffee, as we had told him earlier. The bill arrived travelling at the speed of a Mars probe. We paid it promptly. A split-second later the waiter was back: could he call us a cab? Well, as it happened, no, we did not need a cab. At this point the waiter resorted to direct action. When one of our party got up and went to the bathroom, her chair was immediately spirited away and relocated at another table!  The result was that on her return from the bathroom our fellow diner had no chair on which to sit. Before we could recover from our stupefaction at this  unparalleled rudeness, the mask finally dropped and we were curtly ordered out of the restaurant.  No doubt another batch of serial dinner victims was waiting in the wings.  At no time had we been told either during the booking process or afterwards that we would have the table for a limited period only.

Moreover, it is not as if, during the fair, the menu either at the Kunsthalle or at Chez Donati is particularly enticing or extensive. People go there, in our view, not for the food, which is extremely expensive,  but rather to enjoy a continuation of the arty-farty ambiance of the fair, packed as these restaurants usually are with dealers and clients.

Okay, okay, the world did not end, we hear you say, and worse things have happened at sea. But, hey, this is just not on. Basel is not going to continue to garner accolades for hospitality if it goes on treating its visitors like this. Either it ensures that existing facilities can cope adequately with the number of visitors it wants to attract or it invests in expanded tourist infrastructure.

The art fair was founded in 1970 by three Basel dealers: Ernst Beyeler, Trudl Bruckner and Balz Hilt. It now has offshoots in Miami and Hong Kong. Besides UBS, its sponsors include Swiss cigar merchants Davidoff and vodka firm Absolut. Private aviation company Netjets and insurance firm AXA are also partners. VIP cars are supplied by BMW and the official media partner is the Financial Times.

We conclude our coverage of the Basel art fair on a mouth-watering note.  Readers who can remember as far back as the beginning of this article – well done! – will know that our day started with a champagne tasting at the Paul Ulrich wine-shop near the central Marktplatz. It ends nearby with the out-of-body sensation produced by ingesting the largest, softest, spiciest, most ambrosial amaretti ever created this side of the Dolomites. Made in the wood ovens of Basel’s Bio Andreas corn-mill bakery, they are sold from a stand outside the Globus supermarket in the Markplatz.  The amaretti of other bakers may be divine, but it is those of Bio Andreas that take the biscuit! In our first post on Basel on 13/14 June, we told readers that this was not a Swiss but an Italian city. Try these amaretti and you will know that we were right.

Arrivederci!

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 You might perhaps care to view some of our earlier posts.  For instance:

 1. Why? or How? That is the question (3 Jan 2012)

2. Das Vierte Reich/The Fourth Reich (6 Feb 2012)

3. The shoddiest possible goods at the highest possible prices (2 Feb 2012)

4. Where’s the beef? Ontology and tinned meat (31 Jan 2012)

5. What would Gandhi have said? (30 Jan 2012)

Every so often we shall change this sample of previously published posts.

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